Raise your hand if you are super bored…

with Serena van der Woodsen’s fashion this season!

C’mon Serena, we’ve been subjected to your amazing decolletage ad nauseam! And when you’re not sharing screen time with your charismatic chest, I’m so stressed out thinking: Zoiks! She forgot to wear her pants!

Wearing tight, skimpy, microminis all the time, you’ve left nothing to the imagination and now I’m bored.

What’s the use in being a tall, leggy, blonde, modelesque upper east-sider if you can’t wear edgy clothes that belong solely on the runway? ANYBODY can look slutty!
Bring on the Lanvins, the Balmains and the Balenciagas! Transport us mere mortals to places we daren’t go sartorially! Think Carine Roitfeld, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Giovanna Battaglia etc!

It’s true that your story line is kinda blah this season but PLEASE stop trying to razzle-dazzle us with your ladyparts. I wish you’d turn up the couture wattage and WOW us again!!!

Oh dear god! Did I just do a Gossip Girl rant?!

XOXO,
sassy

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