Someone give Emmanuelle Alt a pair of Havaianas PRONTO!

 Ms Alt,  j’adore you but je suis tres, tres, tres desole about this list!

I feel it is my moral duty to inform you, as the new Editor of French Vogue ( congrats!), you must be made aware  that ” Les tongs  plastique” is absolument NOT sexy or chic.

Sacrebleu! It is a  blasphemy! This like saying you prefer cheez whiz to fresh chevre  or Spam to Foie Gras!

Plastic ” Les Tongs” , as you call them, are not soft. They are very slippery and cause stinky feet. Oui!  This is the truth!

Please you MUST try 100% pure , all natural, eco-friendly  rubber Havaianas. It will rock your world!

XOXO,

sassy

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