Girl, put your records on……

I’ve been beyond excited to play some records I found stashed in a forgotten corner of an antique store in Mallaca.

So  you can understand why, when my record player arrived a few days ago, I immediately put on Diana Ross and the Supremes so that mini-sassy and I could don our sequined skirts and  lip-synch with our hair-brushes . Well, the girl would have none of that! She would  much rather ponder the poetic lyrics of Simon and Garfunkel ( SIMON AND GAR-flippin-FUNKEL?!!!) than be my back-up singer!

I can only conclude that mini-sassy needs to be schooled on how revolutionary and rebellious 1960′s pop music was . I think a screening of Dreamgirls and Hairspray is in order.

Moreover, here’s what I learned about  parenting a teenager: When you think that something is cool, keep it to yourself. Lock it, zip it and throw away the key.

 Because it automatically becomes uncool.

Don’t EVER admit to liking  Bon Iver or Bon Jovi , Hall & Oates or Katy Perry, either Springfield -Dusty or Rick. Ever. 

This only results in your kid announcing that the Sound of Silence and Scarborough Fair are her favorite songs! And then these two songs will be played all day long and you can’t look your neighbors in the eye anymore.

XOXO,

sassy

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